Additional note on the Onlyfans, if you choose that direction for me —

No dancing, or doing most things people might want me to do, just me as I am, often talking, possibly sometimes having intercourse with a woman.

I don't date, I don't sleep around, but I am good friends with someone who does this already who would likely be up for it.

edit — Since I'm on already on this train, my real name is Lee Dupont, and if you ever check out my music (linked in my profile welcome story and on my website) you'll find I've posted both edited and natural versions of my piano music, which will prove to you I can't actually play my earliest piano recordings that I love so much.