Confessions

Three Reasons I’m a Fraud — Unofficially!!

I can’t lie to you

Photo by Jp Valery on Unsplash

In a violent fit of remorse and guilt, I jumped for the keyboard. But none of my points still convince me I was ever in the wrong. Worst case scenario, I’m probably in the grey!

It’s wonderful, or so I hope. Let’s explore!

1. I talk about things I don’t understand.
2. I withhold all the right truths.
3. I tell all the wrong lies.

Let Me Explain

I forgot where this was going specifically. If I continue to publish it, you’ll know too much, and there’ll be nothing to be done about it. So why not quit while I’m ahead?

Because there’s a way to turn this boat around!

To start, I’m not a fraud — I’d have to be successful first. If anything, I’m almost a liar. “Almost”, because I’ll always spill the beans! Don’t laugh, don’t smile.

Well, I’ve Already Forgotten What I’m Talking About

Meh, do whatever you want.